aphroditeinfurs:

me: I’m a very private person I don’t talk about my personal life

me 10 minutes later: the most profound experience of my childhood was when I was 11 and cried in class after the teacher showed us the Mona Lisa. I was touched by her beauty , and the entire class laughed at my tears but I was content that that was the moment I realized I was a sensitive emotional artist. now that we’ve known each other for exactly 10 minutes, would you like to hear the grueling 4 hour story about how I became psychologically disturbed ? also here is my credit card number..

bahookies:

i’m so grateful for the people who don’t give up on me and are patient with me while i’m distant and trying to figure myself out

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sapphicwerewolves:

my fav linguistic trend is how younger ppl use “like” to signify paraphrasing and how older ppl dont get it. i’ll say something along the lines of “he was like, ‘fuck off!’” and any older person in the vicinity will be like “did he really say that??” no i was paraphrasing, hence the use of “like” instead of “said.” try to keep up, sandra

angelpuke666:

i want to break everything i want to scream & cry until i fall asleep & never wake up again

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”